YOU SAID:
drink coffee or die trying
INTO JAPANESE
コーヒーを飲んだりしようとして死にます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will die trying to drink coffee
INTO JAPANESE
私はコーヒーを飲むしようとして死んでしまいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will die trying to drink coffee
You've done this before, haven't you.