YOU SAID:
Ducks have corkscrew vaginas
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルにはコルク栓があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a cork stopper in the duck.
INTO JAPANESE
アヒルにはコルク栓があります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is a cork stopper in the duck.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.