YOU SAID:

dude, i didn't do it. you are barking up the wring tree.

INTO JAPANESE

男、私はそれをしませんでした。あなたは絞首刑の樹をkingえています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, I didn't do it. You are king the hanged tree.

INTO JAPANESE

男、私はやらなかった。あなたは絞首刑の王様です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, I didn't do it. You are the hanged king.

INTO JAPANESE

男、私はやらなかった。あなたは絞首刑の王です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Man, I didn't do it. You are the hanged king.