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dude i was jamming so hard i ripped my pants

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ジャムしてたのでズボンを裂いた

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I torn my pants because I jammed

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詰まったのでズボンを引き裂いた

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I tore my pants because I got stuck

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立ち往生したのでズボンを引き裂いた

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I got stuck and tore my pants

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立ち往生してズボンを引き裂いた

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Stuck and torn pants

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ズボンと引き裂かれたパンツ

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Trousers and torn pants

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ズボンと破れたズボン

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Trousers and torn pants