YOU SAID:
early in the morning when everybody's snoring, postman pat's gonna come and eat your cat
INTO JAPANESE
みんながいびきをかく早朝、郵便配達員のパットがあなたの猫を食べに来ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone snores Early in the morning, postman Pat comes to eat your cat
INTO JAPANESE
誰もがいびきをかく早朝、郵便配達員のパットがあなたの猫を食べに来ます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone snores Early in the morning, postman Pat comes to eat your cat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
