YOU SAID:
Eat a hot dog on the porch
INTO JAPANESE
ポーチでホットドッグを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat a hot dog on the pouch
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ;
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A hot dog;
INTO JAPANESE
ホットドッグ;
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A hot dog;
That didn't even make that much sense in English.