YOU SAID:
Eat an apple a day, or throw it at crusty wizard llamas
INTO JAPANESE
いちにちいっこのりんごをたべれば、いしゃはいらない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
INTO JAPANESE
いちにちいっこのりんごをたべれば、いしゃはいらない。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.