YOU SAID:

Eat my baby out on the porch

INTO JAPANESE

赤ん坊をポーチの上で食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat baby on pouch

INTO JAPANESE

ポーチに赤ちゃんを食べる

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Eat a baby on a porch

INTO JAPANESE

ポーチで赤ちゃんを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat a baby in a porch

INTO JAPANESE

ポーチで赤ちゃんを食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eat a baby in a porch