YOU SAID:
Eat my pie and you will die
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイを食べなさい、そうすればあなたは死ぬだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my pie, and you will die
INTO JAPANESE
私のパイを食べなさい、そうすればあなたは死ぬだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat my pie, and you will die
That didn't even make that much sense in English.