YOU SAID:
eat potatoes or your kneecaps will vanish.
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを食べると膝蓋骨が消えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The patella disappears when you eat potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
じゃがいもを食べると膝蓋骨が消えます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The patella disappears when you eat potatoes.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.