YOU SAID:
Eat two tomatoes twice turned toward turntables til tumescent tolerance trepidates
INTO JAPANESE
トマトを2つ食べ、ターンテーブルに向かって2回回転し、腫脹耐性が不安になるまで
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat two tomatoes, spin around the turntable twice, and then your swelling tolerance will be unsettling.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトを2個食べて、ターンテーブルを2周回れば、腫れに対する耐性が不安定になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eat two tomatoes and go around the turntable twice, and your tolerance to swelling will be unstable.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトを2個食べてターンテーブルを2周すると、むくみに対する耐性が不安定になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating two tomatoes and going around the turntable twice will leave you with a shaky tolerance for bloating.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトを2個食べてターンテーブルを2周すると、膨満感に対する耐性が不安定になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating two tomatoes and going around the turntable twice will make your tolerance to bloating unstable.
INTO JAPANESE
トマトを2個食べてターンテーブルを2周すると、膨満感に対する耐性が不安定になります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eating two tomatoes and going around the turntable twice will make your tolerance to bloating unstable.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.