Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Edith, at my age I don’t need roughage – I need smoothage!

INTO JAPANESE

我慢できなかったの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And at my age, I don't have to stand for that.

INTO JAPANESE

我慢できなかったの。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

And at my age, I don't have to stand for that.

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