YOU SAID:

Every once in a while I find a skunk in my backyard and I hit it with a shovel and it poops all over me.

INTO JAPANESE

たまに裏庭でスカンクを見つけて、シャベルで叩くと、うんちがいっぱいになります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Occasionally find a skunk in the backyard and shovel it to fill it with poop.

INTO JAPANESE

時々裏庭でスカンクを見つけて、それをシャベルでうんちで満たす。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I find a skunk in the backyard and fill it with a shovel.

INTO JAPANESE

時々裏庭でスカンクを見つけてシャベルでいっぱいにします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I find a skunk in the backyard and fill it with a shovel.