YOU SAID:

excuse me kind and benevolent overlord. please do not kill me. for i am simply trying to bring joy and laughter to the land

INTO JAPANESE

親切で慈悲深い領主を許してください。私を殺さないで下さい。私は単に土地に喜びと笑いをもたらすようにしようとしているので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Forgive the kind and merciful lord. Don't kill me. because I'm simply trying to bring joy and laughter to the land

INTO JAPANESE

親切で慈悲深い領主を許してください。私を殺さないで。私は単に土地に喜びと笑いをもたらすしようとしているので

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Forgive the kind and merciful lord. Don't kill me. because I'm simply trying to bring joy and laughter to the land