YOU SAID:
Excuse me while I kiss this guy!
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの男にキスをしている間、すみません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry while I kiss this guy!
INTO JAPANESE
私はこの男にキスする間、すみません!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm sorry while I kiss this guy!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.