Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

fellas, i need to tell you something. i think i'm a homosexual, and i'm addicted to cocaine.

INTO JAPANESE

俺は同性愛者だコカイン中毒だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm gay. I'm addicted to cocaine.

INTO JAPANESE

俺はゲイだコカイン中毒だ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm gay. I'm addicted to cocaine.

Equilibrium found!

That's deep, man.

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