YOU SAID:
florida man attacks jogger steals their shorts.
INTO JAPANESE
フロリダ州男攻撃ジョガーのショート パンツを盗みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Steal a Florida State guy attack Jogger shorts.
INTO JAPANESE
ジョガー パンツ フロリダ州男攻撃を盗みます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Jogger pants Florida State guys attack to steal.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.