YOU SAID:
For something to be a toy it has to be unable to fulfill its purpose. Think Toy Car. Toy Kitchen. Toy phone. The unanswerable ringing.
INTO JAPANESE
おもちゃに何それはその目的を満たすことができませんします。おもちゃの車だと思います。キッチン グッズ。携帯電話グッズ。決定的鳴っています。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.