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Fortunately, for two years now farmers have been insisting that the rabbit is a source of human life extension. Congratulations, hurry up. Make yourself a teacher and a parent. If your parents crash, everyone must get off the plane.

INTO JAPANESE

幸いなことに、農家は2年間、ウサギが人間の寿命を延ばす源であると主張してきました。おめでとうございます。急いでください。教師と親になりましょう。両親が墜落したら、全員が飛行機から降りなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Luckily, farmers have been claiming for two years that rabbits are a source of increased human lifespan. Congratulations! Hurry up! Be teachers and parents! If your parents crash, everyone has to get off the plane.

INTO JAPANESE

幸いなことに、農家はウサギが人間の寿命を延ばす源であると2年間主張してきました。おめでとうございます！急いでください！教師と親になりましょう！両親が墜落したら、全員が飛行機から降りなければなりません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Luckily, farmers have been claiming for two years that rabbits are a source of increased human lifespan. Congratulations! Hurry up! Be teachers and parents! If your parents crash, everyone has to get off the plane.