YOU SAID:
frenchie is eating a pen named potato
INTO JAPANESE
フレンチーはジャガイモというペンを食べている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Frenchy eats a pen called a potato
INTO JAPANESE
フレンチーはジャガイモと呼ばれるペンを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Frenchy eats a pen called a potato
That's deep, man.