YOU SAID:

get in my pants right now or you will regret it

INTO JAPANESE

今すぐ私のズボンに入るか、それを後悔します

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I will go into my pants now or you will regret it

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、私のズボンに入るか、それを後悔するだろう

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I will regret it as I enter my pants now

INTO JAPANESE

私は今、私のズボンに入るとそれを後悔します

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I regret it when I enter my pants now

INTO JAPANESE

今私のズボンに入ると残念です

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I am sorry to enter my pants now

INTO JAPANESE

私のズボンにすぐに入るのは残念だ

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It is a shame to get in my pants soon.

INTO JAPANESE

まもなく私のズボンに入るのは残念です。

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It is a pity that I will soon enter my pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすぐにズボンに入るのは残念です。

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It is a pity that I will soon enter the pants.

INTO JAPANESE

私がすぐにズボンに入るのは残念です。

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It is a pity that I will soon enter the pants.