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good tea should taste like garbage because it is way too sweet and has too much poo in it

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良いお茶は、あまりにも甘くてうんちが多すぎるため、ゴミのような味がするはずです

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Good tea should taste like garbage because it is too sweet and has too much poo

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おいしいお茶は、甘すぎてうんちが多すぎるため、ゴミのような味がするはずです

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Tasty tea should taste like garbage because it is too sweet and has too much poo

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おいしいお茶は、甘すぎてうんちが多すぎるため、ゴミのような味がするはずです

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Tasty tea should taste like garbage because it is too sweet and has too much poo