YOU SAID:
Good thing my store didn't get robbed and what can I do for you fine young black men on this fine evening
INTO JAPANESE
私の店が強盗に遭わなかったのは幸いです。そして、この素晴らしい夜に、あなた方の立派な若い黒人男性のために何ができるでしょうか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It is fortunate that my shop was not robbed. And what can you do for your fine young black man on this wonderful evening?
INTO JAPANESE
私の店が盗まれなかったのは幸いです。この素晴らしい夜にあなたの若い黒人のために何ができるの？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Good thing my shop wasn't stolen. What can you do for your young black man on this wonderful night?
INTO JAPANESE
私の店が盗まれなかったのは良かった。この素晴らしい夜、あなたの若い黒人のために何ができますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was good that my shop was not stolen. What can you do for your young blacks on this wonderful night?
INTO JAPANESE
私の店が盗まれなかったのは良かった。この素晴らしい夜、あなたの若い黒人のために何ができますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It was good that my shop was not stolen. What can you do for your young blacks on this wonderful night?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
