YOU SAID:
Gordon Ramsey ate my child
INTO JAPANESE
ゴードン・ラムジーは私の子供を食った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gordon Ramsey ate my child.
INTO JAPANESE
ゴードン・ラムジーは私の子供を食びました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gordon Ramsey ate my child.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.