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greetings, mortals! how's your day? no, don't answer. i don't care. hand over the toes and nobody gets hurt. i must eat lunch

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挨拶、定命の者！調子はどう？いいえ、答えないでください。私は気にしない。つま先を渡せば誰もけがをしません。私は昼食を食べなければなりません

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Greetings, mortal! how are you? No, don't answer. I do not care. If you pass your toes, no one will be injured. I have to eat lunch

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あいさつ、致命的！元気ですか？いいえ、答えないでください。私は気にしない。つま先をすり抜けても怪我はありません。私は昼食を食べなければなりません

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Greetings, fatal! How are you? No, don't answer. I don't care. There is no injury if you slip through the toes. I have to eat lunch

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ご挨拶、致命的!お元気ですか。いいえ、答えないでください。私は気にしません。つま先をすり抜けても怪我はありません。昼食を食べなきゃいけない

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How are you doing?

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調子はどう？

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How are you doing?