YOU SAID:
Gucci is fresh like your coochie
INTO JAPANESE
グッチはクーチーのように新鮮です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gucci is as fresh as Coochie
INTO JAPANESE
グッチはクーチーと同じくらい新鮮です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Gucci is as fresh as Coochie
That didn't even make that much sense in English.