YOU SAID:
Guns don't kill people, pineapples do.
INTO JAPANESE
銃が人を殺すことはありません、パイナップル。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Do guns kill people not a pineapple.
INTO JAPANESE
銃はないパイナップルの人々 を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guns kill people in pineapple.
INTO JAPANESE
銃は、パイナップルで人を殺します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Guns kill people in pineapple.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.