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H-hewwo? Mwister Obama? H-hewwo pwease help me pwease I'm drowning hewwo (◡ ω ◡) (ㆁωㆁ)

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H-hewwo？オバマ氏H-hewwo pwease私を助けてpwease私は溺れているhewwo（◡ω◡）（ㆁωㆁ）

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H-hewwo? Obama H-hewwo pwease help me pwease I drown hewwo (◡ω◡) (ᅌ ω ᅌ)

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H-hewwo？オバマH-hewwo pwease助けて私はpwaseを溺死させたhewwo（◡ω◡）（ᅌωᅌ）

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H-hewwo? Helping Obama H-hewwo pwease I drowned pwase hewwo (◡ω◡) (ᅌ ω ᅌ)

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H-hewwo？オバマ氏を支援するH-hewwo pwease私はpwase hewwoを溺死させた（◡ω◡）（ᅌωᅌ）

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H-hewwo? H-hewwo pwease to support Obama I starved pwase hewwo (◡ω◡) (ᅌ ω ᅌ)

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H-hewwo？ H-hewwoはオバマを支持するために私はpwase hewwoを飢えさせました（◡ω◡）（ᅌωᅌ）

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H-hewwo? H-hewwo starved pwase hewwo to support Obama (◡ω◡) (ᅌ ω ᅌ)

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H-hewwo？ H-hewwoはオバマ氏を支援するためにpwase hewwoを飢えさせた（◡ω◡）（ᅌωᅌ）

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H-hewwo? H-hewwo starved pwase hewwo to support Obama (◡ω◡) (ᅌ ω ᅌ)