YOU SAID:

ham is a cool person i want to be friends with but but but you know things happen

INTO JAPANESE

ハムは私が友達になりたいクールな人ですが、しかしあなたは何かが起こることを知っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ham is the cool guy I want to be friends with, but you know something will happen

INTO JAPANESE

ハムは友達になりたいクールな男ですが、何かが起こることを知っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ham is a cool guy who wants to be friends but knows something will happen

INTO JAPANESE

ハムは友達になりたいが何かが起こることを知っているクールな男です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Ham is a cool guy who wants to be friends but knows something will happen