YOU SAID:
Han ... Han ol' buddy, do you read me?
INTO JAPANESE
Han ... Han ol '相棒、あなたは私を読みますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy, do you read me?
INTO JAPANESE
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy、読んでくれますか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy, will you read?
INTO JAPANESE
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy、読みますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy, do you read?
INTO JAPANESE
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy、読みますか？
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Han ... Han ol 'Buddy, do you read?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
