YOU SAID:
Happy birthday bud. Here's your present: Booty time.
INTO JAPANESE
お誕生日おめでとう。ここにあなたの現在：ブーティタイム。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy Birthday. Your present here: Booty time.
INTO JAPANESE
お誕生日おめでとうございます。あなたの現在の場所：ブートタイム。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy Birthday. Your current location: boot time.
INTO JAPANESE
お誕生日おめでとうございます。あなたの現在の場所：起動時間。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy Birthday. Your current location: start time.
INTO JAPANESE
お誕生日おめでとうございます。あなたの現在の場所：開始時刻。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy Birthday. Your current location: start time.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
