YOU SAID:
Happy puppy. Eat my bacon please
INTO JAPANESE
ハッピーな子犬。私のベーコンを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy puppy. Please eat my bacon
INTO JAPANESE
ハッピーな子犬。私のベーコンを食べてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Happy puppy. Please eat my bacon
That didn't even make that much sense in English.