YOU SAID:
Hark, hark! There is a shark!
INTO JAPANESE
聞け、ハーク!サメがある!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hark, hark! the shark!
INTO JAPANESE
聞け、ハーク!サメ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hark, hark! sharks!
INTO JAPANESE
聞け、ハーク!サメ!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hark, hark! sharks!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.