YOU SAID:

have you ever farted a little too hard and poo poo comes out of your booty? No? well, i have so many times it isn't even funny.

INTO JAPANESE

オナニーが激しすぎて、ウンチが出てしまったことはありますか？いや面白くないことが何度もある

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have you ever masturbated too hard and pooped? No, there's a lot of things that aren't interesting.

INTO JAPANESE

オナニーしすぎてウンチしたことある？いいえ、面白くないことがたくさんあります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have you ever masturbated too much and pooped? No, there are a lot of uninteresting things.

INTO JAPANESE

オナニーしすぎてウンチしたことある？いや、面白くないことがたくさんある。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Have you ever masturbated too much and pooped? No, there are a lot of uninteresting things.