YOU SAID:
Have you ever tried playing piano to a cow?
INTO JAPANESE
牛にピアノを弾いてみました今まで?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ever cattle have tried playing the piano?
INTO JAPANESE
今まで牛は、ピアノを弾いてみましたか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ever cattle have tried playing the piano?
That's deep, man.