YOU SAID:
He crushes the goat, hides it under a bag, throws it away, grabs his friend's face and laughs, hugs his older brother again, and marries his younger brother's older brother.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はヤギを踏みつぶし、袋の下に隠して捨て、友人の顔をつかんで笑い、再び兄を抱きしめ、弟の兄と結婚した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He trampled the goat, hid it under a sack and threw it away, grabbed his friend's face and laughed, embraced his brother again, and married his brother's brother.
INTO JAPANESE
彼はヤギを踏みつけ、袋の下に隠して捨て、友人の顔をつかんで笑い、再び弟を抱きしめ、弟の弟と結婚した。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He trampled the goat, hid it under a sack and threw it away, grabbed his friend's face and laughed, embraced his brother again, and married his brother's brother.
Come on, you can do better than that.