YOU SAID:
Hear ye hear ye, MatPat is in heat
INTO JAPANESE
ヒアヒアヒア マトパットは発情中
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hiahiahia Matopat is in heat
INTO JAPANESE
ヒアヒアヒア・マトパットは発情中
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hiahiahia Matopat is in heat
That didn't even make that much sense in English.