YOU SAID:
hello how do you poo today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはどのように今日はうんちですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, How do you poop today
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、今日はいかがですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, How are you feeling today
INTO JAPANESE
今日の気分はどうですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you feeling today
INTO JAPANESE
今日の気分はどうですか
BACK INTO ENGLISH
how are you feeling today
That didn't even make that much sense in English.