YOU SAID:

Hello. If you are watching this I'm dead.

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こんにちは。あなたはこれを見ている場合、私は死んでよ。

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Hello. If you're watching this, I'm dead.

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは。これを見ている、私は死んだ。

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Hello. Watching this, I died.

INTO JAPANESE

そうだ　申し訳ないが 君のカードを使ったよ

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Oh, and by the way, if you're watching this, I put it on your MasterCard.

INTO JAPANESE

そうだ　申し訳ないが 君のカードを使ったよ

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Oh, and by the way, if you're watching this, I put it on your MasterCard.