YOU SAID:
hello it's me you're friend!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私です、あなたは友達です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's me, you're my friend!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私です、あなたは私の友達です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, it's me, you're my friend!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.