YOU SAID:
Hello my name is Joe Pataterno, what's yours?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はジョー Pataterno、あなたは何ですか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Joe Pataterno, you what?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はジョー Pataterno、あなた何ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi my name is Joe Pataterno, you what?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.