YOU SAID:
hello, my name is life. I am crappy!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前は人生です。私はくだらないです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Life. I'm crap!
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私の名前はライフです。私はがらくたです!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hi, my name is Life. I'm crap!
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