YOU SAID:
hello my name is proffessor pippy peepee poopypants
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前は教授ピッピーピーピープーピパンツです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Professor pitch Pipipipu over pin pants
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はピンパンツの上にピッチピピピプ教授です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Pitchipipipipu professor on top of the Pinpantsu
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はピンパンツの上にいるピチピピピプ教授です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Pichipipipipu professor who is on top of the Pinpantsu
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは私の名前はピンパンツの上にいるピチピピピプ教授です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello my name is Pichipipipipu professor who is on top of the Pinpantsu
That didn't even make that much sense in English.