YOU SAID:

hello there how do you do? i like to eat cake and apple pie because i am crazy!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、どうしますか？私はクレイジーなので、ケーキとアップルパイを食べるのが好きです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, what are you going to do? I'm crazy, so I like to eat cakes and apple pies!

INTO JAPANESE

こんにちは、どうしますか？頭がおかしいので、ケーキやアップルパイを食べるのが好きです！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Hello, what are you going to do? I'm crazy, so I like to eat cakes and apple pies!