YOU SAID:
Hello there weirdo. How are you? Great and you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、変人です。お元気ですか?素晴らしいとあなた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm a weirdo. How are you? Great and you?
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は変人です。お元気ですか?素晴らしいとあなた?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hello, I'm a weirdo. How are you? Great and you?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.