YOU SAID:
hello you are a nonce
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはあなたは nonce
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Hi you're nonce
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちはあなたは一回だけ
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Hi you got only 1 time
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、君は 1 回のみ
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Hi, I only once
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は一度だけ
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Hi, I'm just once
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私は一度だけ
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Hi, I'm just once
That didn't even make that much sense in English.