YOU SAID:
helloi pooted in my pants
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私のズボンにうんち
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Poop on my pants
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私のズボンのうんち
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My pants poop
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私のズボンの糞
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My pants droppings
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ズボンの糞
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Pants feces
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パンツの糞
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Pants feces
That's deep, man.