YOU SAID:

help I have fallen and I appear to have an inexplicable inability to get up

INTO JAPANESE

You know how I have that bladder infection and I have to get up every two hours?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You know about the blood infection, and I have to get up every two hours.

INTO JAPANESE

You know how I have that bladder infection and I have to get up every two hours?

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You know about the blood infection, and I have to get up every two hours.