YOU SAID:
Help me, please won't somebody, anybody, help me!
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください、誰か、誰か、私を助けないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, someone, someone, don't help me!
INTO JAPANESE
私を助けてください、誰か、誰か、私を助けないでください!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Please help me, someone, someone, don't help me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.