YOU SAID:
help my dog is eating me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べているのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
INTO JAPANESE
私の犬がナイフで私を食べるのを手伝ってください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Help my dog eat me with a knife
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